Cepdussnad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy dove.

Cepdussnad created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepdussnad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepdussnad, it will be very unhappy.

Cepdussnad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cepdussnad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Never talk about dark matter near pigs while wearing indigo tights.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Learn three new languages a year.