Dagstiklam is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, cheerful wolf.

Dagstiklam created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Dagstiklam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dagstiklam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dagstiklam's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dagstiklam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear green clothing.