Fadfligpod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil lion.

Fadfligpod created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadfligpod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadfligpod, it will turn you into a duck.

Fadfligpod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fadfligpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Fadfligpod loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.