Cepkonhud is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witty elephant.

Cepkonhud created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepkonhud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cepkonhud, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cepkonhud's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cepkonhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Retreat if nine dolphins approach from the east.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.