Ingnurwonnan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited pig.

Ingnurwonnan created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ingnurwonnan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ingnurwonnan, she will be very sad.

Ingnurwonnan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ingnurwonnan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about dark energy near tapirs while wearing mauve shirts and balancing four iron spheres on your arms.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Ingnurwonnan in the centre of the settlement.