Larplidwan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak mole.

Larplidwan created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Larplidwan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larplidwan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Larplidwan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Larplidwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.