Biflooprul is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, two-faced elephant.

Biflooprul created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Biflooprul, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Biflooprul, it will refuse to believe in you.

Biflooprul's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Biflooprul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to cats while wearing yellow coats.

3. Run away from turquoise whales, for they are unholy.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Fast once a month.