Gupvinpib is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Gupvinpib created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupvinpib, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gupvinpib, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gupvinpib's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gupvinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not take Gupvinpib's name in vain.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help sick moths.