Tomvinwot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow centipede.

Tomvinwot created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomvinwot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tomvinwot, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tomvinwot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tomvinwot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Tomvinwot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed nuts to birds while wearing turquoise stockings.

4. Tomvinwot loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.