Rotdunloop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring hydra.

Rotdunloop created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotdunloop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rotdunloop, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rotdunloop's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rotdunloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if three porpoises approach from the west.