Gofingsab Figcissduss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome donkey.

Gofingsab Figcissduss created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofingsab Figcissduss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gofingsab Figcissduss, he will think nothing of it.

Gofingsab Figcissduss' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gofingsab Figcissduss' Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Put Gofingsab Figcissduss first in all things.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Gofingsab Figcissduss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.