Tigdogomin Natvadbin Hantarkapgambethannadyik is a god.

She takes the form of a large, contented lizard.

Tigdogomin Natvadbin Hantarkapgambethannadyik created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdogomin Natvadbin Hantarkapgambethannadyik, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tigdogomin Natvadbin Hantarkapgambethannadyik, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tigdogomin Natvadbin Hantarkapgambethannadyik's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tigdogomin Natvadbin Hantarkapgambethannadyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must pray to Tigdogomin Natvadbin Hantarkapgambethannadyik four times a day.