Pangbopgat Weglenbelltof is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid clam.

Pangbopgat Weglenbelltof created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pangbopgat Weglenbelltof, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangbopgat Weglenbelltof, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pangbopgat Weglenbelltof's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pangbopgat Weglenbelltof's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pangbopgat Weglenbelltof.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.