Xincedben is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive centipede.

Xincedben created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xincedben, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xincedben, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Xincedben's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Xincedben's Holy Commandments

1. Put Xincedben first in all things.

2. Do not keep nine shrews in a large pit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.