Fobligvolkonligsaddibcip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, intelligent raven.

Fobligvolkonligsaddibcip created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobligvolkonligsaddibcip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobligvolkonligsaddibcip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fobligvolkonligsaddibcip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fobligvolkonligsaddibcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about special relativity near manatees while wearing violet hats.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.