Saghomgofnurdonpophuncap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, egotistical shark.

Saghomgofnurdonpophuncap created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saghomgofnurdonpophuncap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Saghomgofnurdonpophuncap, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Saghomgofnurdonpophuncap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Saghomgofnurdonpophuncap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always take life seriously.