Hothigcem is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, happy lobster.

Hothigcem created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hothigcem, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hothigcem, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hothigcem's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hothigcem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hothigcem six times a day.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Hide from purple seals for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.