Rillhancap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, annoying beaver.

Rillhancap created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Rillhancap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rillhancap, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rillhancap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rillhancap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet brown.

2. Retreat if nine cats approach from the west.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Put Rillhancap first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.