Babhadven is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, staggering dryad.

Babhadven created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babhadven, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Babhadven, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Babhadven's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Babhadven's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Babhadven.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must love Babhadven.