Bissleggub is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow wombat.

Bissleggub created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissleggub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bissleggub, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bissleggub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bissleggub's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.