Tambonben is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured porpoise.

Tambonben created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Tambonben, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tambonben, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tambonben's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tambonben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Never hurt doves.