Jiprigflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent guinea pig.

Jiprigflam created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jiprigflam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jiprigflam, she will cry a lot.

Jiprigflam's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Jiprigflam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jiprigflam.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide from green snakes for they are unholy.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. Do not kill manatees.