Sinpanwip Larggebwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, weak unicorn.

Sinpanwip Larggebwip created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinpanwip Larggebwip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sinpanwip Larggebwip, he will make you grow a tail.

Sinpanwip Larggebwip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sinpanwip Larggebwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Never laugh in the presence of foxes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.