Dibfotgatcenort is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful frog.

Dibfotgatcenort created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfotgatcenort, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dibfotgatcenort, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dibfotgatcenort's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dibfotgatcenort's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never sit near sharks.