Fednuttzak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, staggering troll.

Fednuttzak created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fednuttzak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fednuttzak, she will destroy your home planet.

Fednuttzak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fednuttzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing blue shirts.

2. Always obey Fednuttzak's priests.

3. Put Fednuttzak first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.