Wegruttbit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable lion.

Wegruttbit created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wegruttbit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wegruttbit, it will not care.

Wegruttbit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wegruttbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed gooseberries to bats while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never eat bark.