Gubxennat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish squirrel.

Gubxennat created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubxennat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gubxennat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gubxennat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gubxennat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help capybaras.