Mumsatnullgonnar is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, confident
meerkat.
Mumsatnullgonnar created the universe three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mumsatnullgonnar, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Mumsatnullgonnar, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Mumsatnullgonnar's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Mumsatnullgonnar's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.
2. Do not eat peanuts.
3. Do not wear zinc on your body.
4. Mumsatnullgonnar loves dolphins, so they must be respected.
5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing orange shoes.