Mumsatnullgonnar is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, confident meerkat.

Mumsatnullgonnar created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumsatnullgonnar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mumsatnullgonnar, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mumsatnullgonnar's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mumsatnullgonnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Mumsatnullgonnar loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing orange shoes.