Yatt Limkabdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty shrew.

Yatt Limkabdoss created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatt Limkabdoss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yatt Limkabdoss, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Yatt Limkabdoss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yatt Limkabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Yatt Limkabdoss.

5. Never write about black holes.