Middavgut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive fox.

Middavgut created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Middavgut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Middavgut, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Middavgut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Middavgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about stars.