Tadmigrat Sissinmet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented badger.

Tadmigrat Sissinmet created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Tadmigrat Sissinmet, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tadmigrat Sissinmet, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tadmigrat Sissinmet's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tadmigrat Sissinmet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tadmigrat Sissinmet in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your head violet.