Davtadmad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciless armadillo.

Davtadmad created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davtadmad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Davtadmad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Davtadmad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Davtadmad's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Davtadmad loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear corsets.