Rulrowhimbun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, loving dryad.

Rulrowhimbun created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulrowhimbun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rulrowhimbun, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rulrowhimbun's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rulrowhimbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Never feed lots of carrots to sheep while wearing green corsets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.