Flamdimdam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, intelligent frog.

Flamdimdam created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamdimdam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flamdimdam, she will jump up and down on your head.

Flamdimdam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flamdimdam's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the south.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never pour water over plants.