Hityokquart is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced newt.

Hityokquart created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hityokquart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hityokquart, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hityokquart's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hityokquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Run away from violet great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hityokquart.