Nulbabtip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective octopus.

Nulbabtip created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbabtip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nulbabtip, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nulbabtip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nulbabtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.