Mobtipzignat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident centaur.

Mobtipzignat created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobtipzignat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mobtipzignat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mobtipzignat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Mobtipzignat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mobtipzignat.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mobtipzignat on top of all buildings.

3. Never laugh near porpoises.

4. Mobtipzignat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Mobtipzignat in the centre of the settlement.