Pigfemmeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humane wyrm.

Pigfemmeg created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigfemmeg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigfemmeg, he will torture you forever.

Pigfemmeg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Pigfemmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.