Parkfobsig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy wasp.

Parkfobsig created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkfobsig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Parkfobsig, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Parkfobsig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Parkfobsig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Pray towards the north.