Larpmif is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unjust capybara.

Larpmif created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpmif, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Larpmif, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Larpmif's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Larpmif's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear pink tights.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Larpmif must be the most important thing in your life.