Milfotdun is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful bee.

Milfotdun created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Milfotdun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Milfotdun, he will turn you into a tree.

Milfotdun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Milfotdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never talk about fire.