Lingatrow is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying pig.

Lingatrow created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lingatrow, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lingatrow, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Lingatrow's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lingatrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Lingatrow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.