Narlhasdid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured turtle.

Narlhasdid created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlhasdid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Narlhasdid, he will laugh at you.

Narlhasdid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Narlhasdid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven lead sculptures of Narlhasdid on top of important buildings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing black scarves.

4. Always obey Narlhasdid's priests.

5. Never talk about nematodes.