Tunjamfas is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient swan.

Tunjamfas created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunjamfas, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tunjamfas, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tunjamfas' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tunjamfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.