Konzigbut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving rat.

Konzigbut created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konzigbut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Konzigbut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Konzigbut's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Konzigbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.