Sanvenhun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, caring lizard.

Sanvenhun created life two years ago.

If you believe in Sanvenhun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanvenhun, he will turn you into a rock.

Sanvenhun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sanvenhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Never hop in holy places.