Timdagyak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful snail.

Timdagyak created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timdagyak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Timdagyak, it will jump up and down on your head.

Timdagyak's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Timdagyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the west.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Timdagyak on top of all buildings.