Cedyargud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful beaver.

Cedyargud created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedyargud, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedyargud, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cedyargud's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cedyargud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear green kilts.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Do not take Cedyargud's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.