Ladgonjig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, flying jellyfish.

Ladgonjig created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladgonjig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ladgonjig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ladgonjig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ladgonjig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five ants approach from the east.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed figs to dolphins while wearing shorts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.