Sispodkinquarttarcedvidfon Sagcanzan Monsasflab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive finch.

Sispodkinquarttarcedvidfon Sagcanzan Monsasflab created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sispodkinquarttarcedvidfon Sagcanzan Monsasflab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sispodkinquarttarcedvidfon Sagcanzan Monsasflab, he will turn you into a rat.

Sispodkinquarttarcedvidfon Sagcanzan Monsasflab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sispodkinquarttarcedvidfon Sagcanzan Monsasflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Sispodkinquarttarcedvidfon Sagcanzan Monsasflab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear red jumpers.

5. Never go into violet rooms.